Seven (7) Quick Ways Of Breaking Up With Your Lover Before Christmas .

As Christmas is approaching, our boyfriends and girlfriends will be asking for all sort of things. Since we are broke neggas, here are 7 Quick Ways Of Breaking up with your Lover Before the Christmas.

NB: This is just for fun.

1. 16 missed calls? You killed my battery so you’re capable of killing me.

*It’s Over!*

 

2. You don’t even respect me, i’m talking and you are busy breathing?

*It’s Over!*

 

3. I told you I love my food hot but you refused to warm the ice cream. You don’t care about me.

*It’s Over!*

 

4. I called you and you picked up immediately. You lack patience.

*It’s Over!*

 

5. I gave you two eggs to boil one and fry the remaining. You fried the one you were supposed to boil and boiled the one you were supposed to fry. You are not obedient.

*It’s Over!*

 

6. I called you DARLING and you called me HONEY. Indirectly, you’re calling my mother a BEE no respect for in laws.

*It’s Over!*

 

7. You are sweeping my house with a broom when you know am a PDP member.

*It’s Over!*

 

NB: This is just for fun.

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